Hey Xbox gamers, I’m Joel Rydholm from Espresso Stain Publishing, one of many unique builders on 2014’s Goat Simulator, and producer on Goat Simulator: Remastered! 10 years in the past, we unleashed Pilgor into the world, a chaotic she-goat with a penchant for destruction, and now we’re bringing her again to run free amongst a brand new technology of goat-lovers.
Goat Simulator: Remastered launches at present for Xbox Collection X|S, Home windows PC, and with Game Pass, and brings all of the enjoyable, mayhem, and beloved bugs from the unique sport, whereas introducing a handful of recent options for probably the most full Goat Simulator expertise but (excluding Goat Simulator 3)!
Whether or not you’re new to Goat Simulator or driving the nostalgia wave, there are a great deal of wacky issues to uncover and luxuriate in, so buckle up , be part of the herd, and prepare for an journey in contrast to some other (besides, properly, Goat Simulator 3).
When you’re nonetheless unconvinced, I’ve 7 the reason why you need to bounce straight into our udderly bizarre sport at present.
A Paradise of Parody
Goat Simulator as a collection thrives on parody, and one in every of my private favorite examples of that is the “Simply Across the Nook” escort quest in Goat MMO, the place gamers have to lead McSlowPants to a selected vacation spot. Sure, that’s his authorized title.
We’ve all skilled our justifiable share of boring online game escort quests, the place the NPC you’re supposed to be main somebody is as sluggish as a slug. So, we took this idea and made it slightly extra thrilling by letting gamers expedite the method via continuous headbutting, dragging McSlowPants alongside the bottom, and even inserting him into the in-game stock and “carrying” him to the vacation spot.
The Wildest Mutations Recognized to Man and Goat
Goat Simulator helps you to play as all types of various goats, together with a tall goat (that positively isn’t only a giraffe), a procuring cart goat (fairly certain that is actually only a procuring cart), and even a goat goat – discuss getting the total Goat Simulator expertise!
With a useful mutator menu that’s been launched as a part of the remaster, now you can change your look on the fly, and luxuriate in enjoying as all method of goats, goat-like creatures, and not-so-goat-like creatures, everytime you need!
Easter Eggs Galore
The Goat Simulator collection has about as many references and easter eggs crammed into it as you would ever need, and Goat Simulator: Remastered is not any completely different. One in every of my favorite references is a complete quest that takes gamers on a mysterious journey to discover the Turdis, a transportable bathroom that appears suspiciously like a sure well-known blue police field.
As soon as headbutted, the Turdis will disappear and present up at varied areas across the map, travelling via area (and time) in true sci-fi style.
(*7*)
For any Sanctum followers, there’s additionally an excellent area of interest reference within the Payday DLC quest the place you will have to embark on a quest to steal a replica of Sanctum 3 (which doesn’t exist… no less than not but) and add it to the pirate ship mainframe – you’ll have to attempt it for your self to see what occurs although!
Each Authentic DLC
When you ever missed out on any of the previous Goat Simulator DLC packs on PC, then you definitely’re in luck, as a result of all 5 come packaged with Goat Simulator: Remastered for you to take pleasure in. There’s even an extra DLC pack included that was initially unique to Goat Simulator Cell – are you able to baaa-lieve it?
From the medieval mayhem of Goat MMO to the hilarious heists of PAYDAY, know that you simply’re in for a wild trip.
Goat MMO Simulator
Whereas each DLC in Goat Simulator: Remastered has enjoyable parts and quite a few quirks, my private favorite is Goat MMO Simulator. Not solely was it extremely enjoyable to develop, but it surely has a number of the silliest, wildest, and most unhinged jokes included into it. There are wandering NPCs exclaiming about their misplaced butter, elves asking you to embark on the essential quest of licking 10,000 issues, demons being spawn camped by a pack of nerdy goats, a person that asks you for help in inflating his knee so he can attain the skies, and an compulsory cow stage (if you already know you already know).
Uncover Issues You Could Have Missed the First Time Round
Goat Simulator has loads crammed into it, and there’s an excellent probability should you performed it again in 2014 that you simply didn’t expertise completely all the things. There are tons of hidden secrets and techniques and area of interest mechanics that few find out about, and with your newfound gaming expertise from the final 10 years, you’ll little question uncover greater than earlier than!
For instance, the pentagram image from the bottom sport is a key element in a couple of quest, which not a variety of gamers realised. And what’s higher is that there are some enjoyable interactions constructed into the sport should you determine to deliver different objects to the image as a substitute of these poor NPCs – I gained’t spoil issues an excessive amount of, however positively give it a go and see what you discover!
You Can Be a Goat
Did I point out that you simply get to play as a goat? Goat Simulator: Remastered is all about embracing the goat life-style, which suggests headbutting all the things you see, licking random issues, and screaming at passers-by, and simply usually inflicting havoc.
If that feels like one thing you’ve at all times needed to do, then nice! As a result of that’s just about what this sport is about – and let me let you know, it’s a variety of enjoyable. Some would say it’s even probably the most “goated” lifestyle.
Goat Simulator: Remastered is accessible at present for Xbox Collection X|S, Home windows PC, and with Game Pass.