Cards Against Humanity, LLC–publisher of the raunchy card recreation of the identical name–has introduced plans to sue Elon Musk after the spacefaring billionaire allegedly dumped waste from SpaceX’s manufacturing plant onto protected land owned by Cards Against Humanity.
The notoriously snarky card recreation firm introduced the swimsuit in a fairly unorthodox method, creating an internet site referred to as ElonOwesYou100Dollars.com, which gives particulars relating to the swimsuit.
7 years in the past, we purchased a plot of land on the US-Mexico border to cease racist billionaire Donald Trump’s dumb wall.
However this yr, a good richer, extra racist billionaire—@ElonMusk—fucked that land with tractors and rubbish, so we’re suing for $15 million. https://t.co/MzNuHAcRIo— Cards Against Humanity (@CAH) September 20, 2024
“We now have horrible information,” reads a humorously blunt assertion on the positioning’s touchdown web page. “Seven years in the past, 150,000 individuals paid us $15 to guard a pristine parcel of land on the US-Mexico border from racist billionaire Donald Trump’s very silly wall. Sadly, a good richer, extra racist billionaire–Elon Musk–snuck up on us from behind and fully f**ked that land with gravel, tractors, and area rubbish.”
“Simply have a look at it!” the assertion continues, following photographs of the land in 2017 versus its present state. “He f**ked it.”
The story of how protected land grew to become an unofficial dumpster for SpaceX is sort of easy: In keeping with Cards Against Humanity, Musk simply began dumping SpaceX’s waste there, and as soon as caught, issued Cards Against Humanity with an ultimatum.
“Elon Musk’s SpaceX was constructing some area factor close by, and he figured he may simply dump his shit throughout our attractive plot of land with out asking,” alleges Cards Against Humanity. “After we caught him, SpaceX gave us a 12-hour ultimatum to simply accept a lowball provide for lower than half our land’s worth.”
So how did Cards Against Humanity reply?
“We stated, ‘Go f**okay your self, Elon Musk. We’ll see you in court docket.'”
The assertion goes on to announce that Cards Against Humanity is suing Musk for $15 million.
“If we win, we’ll equally cut up the lawsuit’s web proceeds amongst all 150,000 of our unique subscribers, as much as $100 every,” the positioning states, explaining its distinctive URL. “Whereas this is not sufficient to compensate our subscribers for the anguish they’ve suffered witnessing Elon Musk defile their once-verdant land–where wild horses galloped freely in the Texas moonlight–we suppose it’s a reasonably good begin.”
“Even when Musk un-f**ks our land, that doesn’t un-f**okay the harm he’s carried out to our repute,” Cards Against Humanity stated of the explanation for the expensive lawsuit. “150,000 individuals gave us their hard-earned cash, and in change we vowed to guard this land from racist billionaires and their dumb self-importance tasks.”
The assertion is signed, “With nice vengeance and livid anger, Cards Against Humanity,” referencing the (fictional) Bible verse Ezekiel 25:17, which appeared in cult basic Pulp Fiction.
Cards Against Humanity ends its assertion with an amusing post-script: “P.S. We will even settle for Twitter.com as compensation.”
On the time of writing, neither Musk nor SpaceX have addressed the allegations relating to the alleged harm to the land in Texas or the lawsuit itself.