JOIN US Continues Indoctrinating Us with a Good Time

Have you ever heard the nice and noble phrase of our Chief? I’d be completely satisfied to inform you all about him in the event you occur to have a jiffy. Or hours. Days? The remainder of your life? Truthfully, it’ll be enjoyable. Why don’t you placed on these robes and JOIN US in our little sandbox of journey?

See, we’re a enjoyable little commune often called The Infants of Sheep – not a cult, I wish to make that clear; we’re a household – that desires to make the world a higher place. How can we develop our flock?  We try this by assembly all types of recent and great folks strolling round city – if they’ve a few seconds to speak, likelihood is my silver tongue can carry them to our facet. And you’ll be right to imagine that it was certainly one of our flyers you noticed on the town. That helps unfold our loving phrase even additional, bringing extra great folks to our little household within the nook of this wide-open rural nook of America – it’s humorous, at occasions it actually does really feel like I may go wherever I set my eye on.

What’s that? Oh, sure. That’s certainly a weapon cache. Be at liberty to interrupt it open and construct your self an arsenal, I’m not choosy. You possibly can seize pistols, machetes, and even an AK-47. You possibly can’t be too cautious round these components; folks might be… immune to our charms!

The timing of your arrival couldn’t have been extra excellent as we’ve actually been working laborious to spruce up the place – it is best to have seen it a few months in the past. We’ve so many extra issues obtainable to us to assist construct out our commune, and we are able to place issues just about wherever we would like.

I’m considering we’ll begin with a couple of tents, a few beds, a campfire for cooking and a propaganda station (we have to get some extra flyers up round city to construct our numbers). The road at all times should go up, am I proper?! We’ll hit the city later and search for provides to carry again – we’ll want these if we wish to construct extra constructions and instruments.

Additionally, the Chief is way more communicative with us now over the radio, guiding us alongside the best way to verify we perceive the ins and outs of our residing scenario earlier than setting us unfastened on this planet. Our wonderful fax machine contained in the compound is how he retains us targeted and transferring with aims and targets.

Let’s step again exterior. That over there with the benches and the scribbling on the wall is our little space for Teachings. This assortment of beliefs permits us to pick out an ideology that makes our expertise on this planet distinctive and gives artistic methods for us to develop our flock – like hitting non-believers over the top with a baseball bat to transform them.

Sadly, a few locals within the space are nonetheless not taking too kindly to us – a group attacked us simply the opposite day, so apologies in the event you did occur to see a few our bodies mendacity about. Might you consider they only ran in right here taking pictures at us?! It’s like they actually don’t need us right here, like we’re a dangerous affect or one thing. Talking of, now that you simply’re decked out in our robes, I might counsel to most likely hold away from any native peace officers – they’re prone to simply shoot you on sight. It’s a lengthy story.

For now, let’s get within the camper van and see if we are able to’t speak some sense into our neighbors and persuade them to cease taking pictures at us. I’m going to spherical up a few others, so we have now a well-equipped social gathering of 4 – simply in case issues get out of… oh Chief, they’re taking pictures at us! Fast, open fireplace!

Phew, that was a shut one. Sadly, it appears like we misplaced a few of our flock. No, they’re not coming again. Which is a disgrace as a result of John was certainly one of our greatest pictures. Let’s head again dwelling and regroup.

One other factor I respect about our little slice of the world is the abundance of autos for the taking and so they every deal with a little in another way. I’m considering we’ll ditch the camper van for that pick-up truck on the facet of the street for our drive again dwelling. No, that isn’t stealing. They’re greater than welcome to come back take it again after I’m achieved with it. Additionally, if you get a likelihood, see in the event you can’t end up a little golf cart to drive round city.

WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT? Did you simply see the sky flip purple for a few seconds? The Chief is telling us it’s nothing to fret about, however I additionally surprise if that’s related to that weird inexperienced gentle that’s popping out from beneath the door within the Compound. Possibly the world actually is coming to an finish…

For now, I’m going to swap our bodies. Yeah, it’s a factor we do. If I begin to really feel drained or hungry, I can simply transfer freely into any of our fellow members regardless of the place they’re on this planet – the extra members, the extra physique swapping. It is best to attempt it someday.

For now, I simply wish to as soon as once more say welcome. I’m so glad you’ve determined to JOIN US.

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